

It's all true.What do you mean you don't believe me. all of which have stopped me from finishing Secret of Waterwhistle Part 2. There were some other things too - the intergalactic bank-robbery I foiled, the hot-air balloon I built, the robotic teachers I had to re-program. By the end, it was He-Who-Runs-Away-Squealing-Like-A-Little-Girl. Luckily, I know my Wingardium Leviosar from my Expeliarmus so I took care of that little interruption, quick-smart. Then, there was the attack by Voldemort - I was just minding my own business when the magical Dark Lord attacked our street. I'll have to tell you how I escaped that one. First of all, there was the alien abduction (I went to the corner shop for some milk and it turned out that the entire shop wasn't actually a shop, it was a UFO that was disguised as a shop - once there were enough people inside, it shut the doors and took off). and yes, it was meant to be out before Christmas. I mean, yes, I'm supposed to be writing it.

I've asked for lots of Dr Who DVDs, some books (anything by Patrick Ness, even though he clearly stole Arthur's surname.!) - but most of all, I've asked for a finished copy of Arthur Ness and the Secret of Waterwhistle, Part 2. Hello, non-cats! Hope you're all looking forward to Christmas and that you've got a very, very long list for Santa.
